Winter Wonderland
Be sure to sing along with the music! 🙂
Registers ring, are you listening,
In the lane, cards are glistening
A wonderful sight,
We’re spending tonight
Walking in a shopper’s wonderland.
Gone away is my money,
There’s nothing left, for my honey
Her face is long,
But we go along,
Walking in a shopper’s wonderland.
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Dave Ramsey
He’ll say: Are you debt-free?
We’ll say: No man,
But you can help us out
When you’re in town.
Later on, we’ll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we’ve made,
Walking in a shopper’s wonderland.
In the meadow we can build a snowball,
And pretend that he’s a debt snowball
We’ll have lots of fun with our new pet,
And watch him knock down all of our debt.
When there’s sales, ain’t it thrilling,
Though your wallet needs a filling
We’ll frolic and play, the debt-free way,
Far away from the shopper’s wonderland.
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Other songs around the blogosphere
The idea started with First Gen American; here is her song: 12 Days Of Christmas – Writing Experiment.
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- 12 Days of Giving (Aloysa’s Kitchen Sink)
- 12 Days of Christmas (Budgeting in the Fun Stuff)
- Twelve Days Of Christmas Rewrite (And My Spam Email Awarded Me…) (Everyday Tips and Thoughts)
Hope you enjoy the Christmas shopping!
Hahaha, very funny! Thank’s for putting a smile in this rainy (in Quebec) December first day…
This is brilliant. I may just have to put this in my 12 days of christmas roundup today.
Oh this is a great song. I love the snowball part especially.
I need to get to work on mine. I somehow missed when we were doing this for sure.
Very creative and fun!!!
You are definitely a poet…better than the original…it got a couple of good chuckles out of me…perfect for the holidays!
How cute was this?!!! You should record it for us so that we can play it back.
Love it!!! When we do Christmas Past (reenactment of Christmas in the 1860s) this year, I’m absolutely singing your rendition!
Brilliant indeed! Love it!
Ha ha ha, I so badly wish I could see snow this year, sadly Egypt has the shops but not the snow and I wish it was the other way round.
I do look forward to seeing the tanned skinny Egyptian’s dressed as Santa in the local malls though!
Kevin,
Ha ha, I like this twist in winter wonderland songs! 🙂 it is so funny yet so real!
Heh heh… good one.
My post is going up on Friday!
WOW, this is awesome!!! Very, very clever!
You should see if thousandaire will do a video for it! That would be hilarious!
Actually, if he does, you guys should put it up on YouTube!
Hmmm, I wonder if spender’s wonderland would sound better… I guess not…
This post made my day 🙂
I am glad that you all enjoyed it. 🙂
Very funny! I tweeted it. 🙂
Glad you liked it! 🙂